denied and prejudice

American shock jock Michael Savage has today confirmed that he is to continue with legal proceedings against Jackie Smith, after he was included on a list of undesirables banned from entering the UK that she published last month before the Telegraph expenses-shitstorm, when everything was dandy.

Savage has labelled the government decision as ‘crazy’, claiming that the list, which was designed to prevent people who ‘stir up hatred and promote extreme views’ from entering Britain, was ‘probably compiled by a bunch of immigrant benders’ and that he ‘clearly shouldn’t be on it’.

‘How in the world can she allege that my words are zealous and offensive?’ he asked during an interview on BBC Radio 5 Live this morning.

‘Anyway, I understand she’s now out of a job. Dumb bitch was asking for it. God punishes the wicked. Not the Islamic God, you understand. He doesn't exist. And even if he did, he'd probably be committing benefit fraud'.

Savage, who hosts right-wing radio show The Savage Nation, has vehemently defended the views he has expressed during his fifteen years on air. ‘For example’, he said. ‘When I said that homosexuality made me want to puke, I wasn’t referring to the act itself, but merely the word. I simply can’t stand the letter H. Makes my stomach turn just thinking about it’.

‘And don’t get me stared on M’.

When questioned over his assertion that transsexuals were ‘not normal’, Savage claimed that he was misquoted, and actually said ‘not formal’. ‘They rarely dress in Black Tie, that’s all I was saying’.

‘Similarly, when I said that Muslims could take their religion and shove it up their behinds, I was actually being sarcastic. Duhhhh!’

Savage is confident of his success in the impending defamation proceedings, arguing that ‘any rational-minded individual can tell I should not be denied entry to the UK’.

‘Unless the judge is a fag or a wog. In that case, I’m screwed’.